Over 102967

Figure Demotivational Poster


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


4TH OF JULY - A Chance to Maim and Clean the Gene Pool.

TAGS: 4th july injury disfigure
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by Lex

Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 7:30 pm
All too frequently. It's not just injuries, it's fires. So if you're lighting them off, take care. Please.

JUSTIN BIEBER - So bad even stick figures hate him

TAGS: justin bieber stick figure wtf
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by WiseWolf20

agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:38 pm
Depends on whether or not Mark David Chapman had a kid... and if that kid is, by any chance, trying to impress Jodie Foster.
hootizz - February 3, 2011, 9:32 pm
ok, bets on.., how long before some Nazi Emo decides that Bieber is the devil and try's to do him in..??
tellitlikeitis - February 3, 2011, 8:42 pm
I think it's the kid's hairstyle or something. Personally, I can't stand this kid-- he just really bugs me, almost as much as David Cassidy did way back when.
TheOne - February 3, 2011, 5:17 pm
That is now my favorite picture.5L.
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:43 am

beiber posters generally don't do well here. i have a feeling this one will. 5L from me dude...nice


TAGS: after you figure out whats what and what belongs to who
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 2:26 pm
Surround Sound Orgasms.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 2:01 pm
well they share both the ass and the pussy so... idk maybe
CpnKangaroo - February 22, 2010, 9:27 pm
is that considered a 3 way?
rerun - February 22, 2010, 8:58 pm

Sailor wouldn't know which end to hit
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 8:51 pm
Sailor would hit that
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:31 pm
how do the take it in the....ohhh never mind 5L


TAGS: authority figures dukes hazzard formative
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - January 13, 2013, 9:12 am
That makes two of us. I was 7-13 years when that show was on the air.

JESUS - You know you have made it when you have an action figure



TAGS: dont try to explain this to kids force them to figure it out darth vader master
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Sean - October 12, 2011, 4:30 pm
Clever. I had to do the ohhhhhh thingy for a second or two.

FIGURE SKATING - Normally you couldn't get someone to wear something that stupid at gunpoint.

TAGS: figure skater
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Losifer

TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:21 pm
Moti-mass production. eewwwww
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:02 am
Four posters and 3 of them are dealing with these get ups? You could have combined 'em and had a possible 3L. Just saying.

PARENT OUTRAGE OVER BARBIE'S CLEAVAGE? - Barbie's been ending up nude in our toy boxes with Ken, G.I. Joe, and numerous other action figures for 50 years so why are... oh that's why.

TAGS: barbie come on random ken action figure girl g i joe toy box
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 11:12 am
O i thought i was going crazy. Yay, im not!
thatonechick - June 2, 2010, 11:09 am
Yeah, by the same guy. Old one was deleted, I guess. Was supposed to find a better pic.
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 10:57 am
Hasn't this been done before and somewhat recently?


TAGS: hell i think crockett and tubbs could have figured that out
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:22 am
haha... wait, what?

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING - Really hurt the Ghana beverage companies... But have you tried "Crappy Breakfast Cereal"

MRS. CLAUS - Mcfarlane gives new meaning to "Ho Ho Ho" or is that too obvious?

POWERGIRL ACTION FIGURE - suddenly i don't think i'm to old for toys

FIGURE SKATING - Words..... they fail, but not as bad as those costumes.

TAGS: figure skating
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Losifer

agdaniele - February 23, 2010, 10:48 pm
Ooooh... a 1 from the italian judge... that'll cost him.

FIGURE SKATING - Mother Russia is so proud!

TAGS: figure skater
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Losifer

Bovee - February 23, 2010, 2:03 pm
11 posters with simalar pictures = not good.

Choking Hazard -

TAGS: tony romo action figure choking
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - December 18, 2013, 8:49 pm

The City of Dallas is petitioning Jerry Jones to remove the word "Dallas" from the Cowboys name.
Oldsod - December 17, 2013, 6:33 am
I wish I could have seen that game. My two favorite teams are Denver and whoever is playing Dallas this week...
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 9:16 pm
THAT…was a great game…and poster to match

Japan -

TAGS: japan figure skating seriously
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:37 pm
...What? Did she not own an ASP baton?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 2:05 pm
Photoshop? This is how they roll in Japan!
Oldsod - February 12, 2014, 8:26 pm
Nicely chopped...er...Photoshopped...


SUPER VILLIAN - Able to make a six figure bonus while getting bailout cash... who needs to pull bank vault doors off?

MOTHER LOVE - Comes in all shapes and sizes

TAGS: people of walmart women figures
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

EmilioDumphque - November 11, 2012, 12:40 am
Robert Crumb's often mentioned "Shelf Effect".

Invisible Jim -

NEW SPORTS - Tired of losing out to Hockey every year the Olympics are on... Tanya Harding has commissioned the new tag team figure skating event.

AN AMERICAN TAIL: - Fievel Goes West

TAGS: 5l backwards lions figure it out younguns
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:08 am
West is... 1L. 5L
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:07 am
South, dude,,,, Feivel goes south. It as right there!
CANADA - April 3, 2010, 2:09 am
my little bro watched that as a kid

MUPHY'S LAW - What ever can go wrong, will go wrong and does so when you can't hide or remember that moti you just made

TAGS: tall tales and the it figures
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

rerun - September 18, 2010, 11:05 am

once it is posted it will not be deleted
jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 6:15 am
Been thinking of asking for it to be taken down so i correct the spelling but not sure how the is looked upon
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 1:28 am
I can't even read the pic words. Meh.
Wily - September 18, 2010, 1:15 am
Just another example of "Life hates you".
jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 12:45 am
Murphy's "special" twin brother?
Jaubrey - September 18, 2010, 12:43 am

IF YOU EVER - run out of talent, pray.

THE INTERNETZ - Oh no! They haven't been configured! The world is surely doomed...


in the news -

I would still die for you -

TAGS: still die figure mean little myself
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

concern3 - October 21, 2016, 4:27 am
Great Poster, UP yours
mizzdizz - October 20, 2016, 11:26 pm
Good question, 69! ^!
JesusWept - October 20, 2016, 7:42 pm
Excellent! ^^^^^Up

In Like A Lion -

TAGS: calendar lion animals figure speech
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - March 5, 2016, 12:34 am
If she's been running her bum off all day he better eat his little kitty first and make her VERRRY happy! A dirty mind is a fun thing to have!
concern3 - March 3, 2016, 7:24 am
Male lions defend the pride’s territory while females do most of the hunting. Despite this, the males eat first. An up yours
lgvernon - March 2, 2016, 5:58 pm

You beat me to it!
JesusWept - March 2, 2016, 4:27 pm
YES!! No red frame :D

Snap -

TAGS: tattoo snaps figures typical artist
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:38 pm
Actually, that tat is kinda cool! 5 laughing lions
JesusWept - January 12, 2015, 3:03 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - January 12, 2015, 2:11 pm

This cracked me up. Great poster! 5LLLLL

Divorce Decree -

Stop blowing smoke up my glass! -

TAGS: figured out how he didit
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:33 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:29 am
words very clever A 5er

Athletes -